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Forward as received
Pakistan ka match daikhnay aadab:
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1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.
2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.
3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karein.
4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.
5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.
6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.
7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8

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