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Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai”
Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???Student:” No, I’m Human Being..2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works
yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgrpehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..Sent:18-April-201301 : 38:39 PmMassage centre+92300000042Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
Teacher: Agar Koi School Me Bomb Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.?? Pathan: Hum Pehly Intzar Kare Ga K Jis Ka Hai Wo Le Jaye To Theek, Warna Us Ko Staff Room Me Hifazat Se Rakh De Ga.. :-D
Ek srvey se ye bat sabit hue hai k larke ladkiyo se zyada naik hai, Report k mutabiq jb koi ladka kisi ladki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se forn ye alfaz nikalta hai (WAH KYA) (KHUBSURATI HAI) Kitni pyari ladki hai jb k koi ladki kisi ladke ko dekhti hai to kehti hai “Kmina jb dekho ghurta rehta hai”
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??. Kyu k Technical problem hai. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha. ‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’ doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-DHahhaha
Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha.."Shehzadi"5 rupe de dy andha hoon.Husband:De do,Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati haionlyonly N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, Sony
Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak English Picture Ki CD Dekhi, Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur Na Hi Koi Awaz..Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??Santa: "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D
Sharma: Roz subah 50 cute girls mera intezaar karti hain.. verma: Woh kaise?Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!
Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya… Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola. “Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!
people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted. LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD but not addicted to studies…
*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*
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