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Plz Ignore Mt Krna

Plz Ignore Mt Krna
1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai
Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai.
Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati
Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen
Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki.
Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..

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