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TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge.... BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya....
ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hyb00ks hainn0tes haintime hyaur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hainbus kami 1 he cheez ki hy..........m00d nai hy
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-) Hahhaha
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
Banta: Maa aur biwi mein kya antar hota hai? Santa: maa bolana sikhaati hai aur biwi chup rahana.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. we were playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya? first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha:Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D
Karkhana aur CarKhana mein Fark Sirf Itna HaiMere Dost..Karkhany Mein Car Banti HenAurCar k Khane ko Car Khana Kehte Hen.. :-)
Calender 2008 jan- ROSE, feb- prapose march-gift april-lift may-chating june-dating july-missyou aug.-kissyou sep.-anger oct-danger nov-left dec-next
Good friends are like software. They enter ur life; Scan ur problems; Edit ur tensions; Download ur solutions; Delete ur worries And Save u in their heart!
Next generation LKG poem chatting chatting yes papa girlfriend setting no papa telling lies no papa open your whatsapp hahaha,
Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups??Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na..!
Girl: Will you marry me?Boy: Yes.Girl: When?Boy: As soon as I complete CA.Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Bahane Mat Karo!
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free...
Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman......"What's wrong?"

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