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Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha.. Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho, Itni Dair Kahan Thy.?? Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”
Ek time tha jab log apne gharo ke saamne likhte the swagatam fir likhne lage welcome aur ab likhte hai kutto se saavdhan kya zamana aa gaya!
Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.
msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....
Funny SMSThese days success of marriage depends upon........the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
Hi Friends..! I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams As I Have 2 Work Hard. Plz Contact Me After . 15 Minutes.. . Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!
When he was five years old,he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer,he acts like a five-years old.
Happy Vs. Tension- "KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai.
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Boy 2 girl:I luv u Girl:i m engaged vd someone nd i hv a boyfrnd too!Boy:(after thinkng a lot).....DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON Toooo:-
Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.. Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti?? Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.
Once a wife was about to give birth to a baby. Husband said "If it looks like u, it wud be great", She said "If it looks like u, it wud be a miracle"
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher: Why?Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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