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KISSING

KISSING is key of LOVE
LOVE…is lock of wife
wife…is box of children
children…ARE problem for our country
So plz stop KISSING…

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Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge‘GHALIB’Per daal chawal k sath“‘D.e.w’na pia to phr kia jiya..!
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,, Lekin Haaye.. Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha wo us shesha ko uthata ha or apni shakal dekh k kahta ha acha to ya ap ka shesha ha or shesha ko wahe road pr rakh ke chala jata ha
Wo purani filmo wale Papa hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the . . . Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao Meri beti ki zindai se
Faraz v/s Ghalib.. Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,, Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?" Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
Yahoooooo…….! Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Sab Taiyyar hai BUS AB.. Padhna baki hai …:
I want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing" When "drinking" meant "apple juice", When "dad" was d only "hero", When love was "mom's hug", When dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth", When ur worst enemies were "ur siblings", When d only thing that could hurt were "skinned knees", When the only things broken were ur "toys", n when goodbye meant "till tomorrow". Cheers to childhood!!!!
Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,Jab Usay Pata Chalay,K WoBaghair Package k"Mobile Data Net" Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0
Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”
Huppy Choty Mother day.Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha aur kehty haRAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.us choty maa ko salam
mere mrne k bad mere qbr pe mt ana mere dost suna hai tum qabron se mom batyan choraty ho
Dost To Pathan: Me Ny Tumhen Kisi Achy Peer Ka Mureed Bannay K Liye Kaha Tha, Tum Kis K Mureed Bany.?? . . Pathan: "Apni Begam Ka.." :-D
Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ? WIFE: 3 Baar,MINISTER: kab kab? Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,Minister: Aur kab?Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!
Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Main Kuch Nahi Hai..So...Jaldi Se Shadi Kr K Waldain Bn Jao"*Rishta WohiSoch Nayi*"
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
1100 ladakiyaan shadme se mar gaee aur 200 koma mein chali gai, kyonki kisi ne aphavaah phaila di thi ki G.S.T matalab Girl Selfie Tax hai!

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