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Ak Shakhs Rood Pr Ja Ra Tha Rasty Ma Usy Shesha Nazar Ata Ha

ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha
wo us shesha ko uthata ha or apni shakal dekh k kahta ha
acha to ya ap ka shesha ha or shesha ko wahe road pr rakh ke chala jata ha

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