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Minister To Wife: Sach Sach Batao, Kitni Bar Humse Bewafai Ki Hai ?

Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER: kab kab?
Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi,
Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,
Minister: Aur kab?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!

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