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NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal AurMeri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai...Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate JUST SLAP URSELF! galti app ke he hogi.!!
Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"khawaja ask!Khan shb kia size rakhu"pthan khawaja sepasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Baloon se maar do:
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai.. Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha. Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.?? Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
"Garmi se bachney ke liyeEnter Password:***********O****LO***ALO**HALO*AHALONAHALOCode acceptedWelcome toB A T H R O O M&,’,’,’,, ‘,’ ,’,’,,’ ,(‘.’)>,’OLa La,< /”/, ,’,‘_/ /_’,"
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:...."You are not looking at the road, please be careful..
Boyfriend ne bina naam likhe de diya Girlfriend ko "I Love You" Greeting Card, uske Girlfriend ne doosre Boyfriend ko badha diya aage.
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.1 betha rha..kioun?..........Bus....Badmashi
uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kaha tha ki..............duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench par hote hai.
YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI. MAGAR JAHAN DEKHI NAARI WAHIN AANKH MARI PAT GAYI TO HAMARI VERNA FIR BHARAMCHARI
Son asks his Dad difference btwn LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF Father says ur mom is my LOVE urmaid is my RELIEF & I am ur Dad - well, that's my BELIEF
class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojaeik bacha kharahogyamaster:tum stupid ho?nhi sir aap akely kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua? hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai.....
Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata Ki Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai, Agr Achi Mile To Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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