Open Menu

Ek Admi Dusray Shehar

Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(

Send Mobile short message Ek Admi Dusray Shehar from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

*JOKE*Wife: "Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?"Husband: "Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???"
CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?
Teacher: Agar Koi School Me Bomb Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.?? Pathan: Hum Pehly Intzar Kare Ga K Jis Ka Hai Wo Le Jaye To Theek, Warna Us Ko Staff Room Me Hifazat Se Rakh De Ga.. :-D
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
.* Raat bhar mujay iss baat nay sonay na dia....zindgi 4 DIN ki hy. |\(',')| )(>| <|. Or men ne pkg 7 din ka kr liya..
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-DHhahaha
Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.
Hey U KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1U Know Why??If she accept its your luckotherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Earlier: Luv started wid eyes Grew wid gifts Ended wid tears Now: Luv starts frm cellphone Grows wid msgs & Ends wid "The number ur calling is currently busy please try again later"
Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
boys room before marriage Perfumes, Love letters, Gifts, Friendship Bands, Cards & Nokia E7 After Marriage Painkillers, Loan papers, Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100
A very old lady teacher of english Ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.So Don't Get Married,Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS