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Someday You May

Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth
ur money & even lose ur mind
But 1 thing u will never loose
is ur good looks
coz u cant lose what u don’t have!

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, Bandar ki tarah uchhal-kood kaun karega.
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.
U r miles away from me. still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels.... 1) Discovery 2) National Geographic 3) Animal Planet
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Friends are like fish. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU
Sometimes my mind asks me.. Why I like U? Why I wnt 2 c U? Why I Rem'ber U? Why U make me laugh? THEN my HEART answers.... Its simply coz I LOVE CARTOONS.
Sleeping duration For women 5 hrs For men 6 hrs For children 7 hrs For monkey 8 hrs Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up
You are so beautiful, gorgeous, honest and faithful… It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!
One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.! Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is! Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.
We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait…. Searching…. Searching… still Searching…. sorry,NO BRAIN found…
Ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai - Maa main kitna badsoorat hoo? Ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu to phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what will computer think...? . . . . 'Intel Inside..., 'Mental Outside..'
One MMS recieved Name: Video Clip Duration: 2 Mins 35 Seconds Starting now... Loading.. .. ... ...... ..... ..... Abbe mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhega.
One of the Intelligent Monkey Missing In Zoo. Its Name Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is! Don’t Worry It Is Not you, Because It Is Intelligent.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
No visits... No calls.. No sms's... No letters... No missed calls.. I'm worried... Kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos love you, Snakes love you, Tortoise love you, Giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!

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