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Relatives Of Urs

A couple drove down the river
just after a quarrel... goats and pigs
passing by

Wife : relatives of urs.
Husband : yes.......... IN-LAWS.

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ANew OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates. Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?Wife remained silent for some time…Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten,All things come 2 end,But people like u r remembered forever,Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.. Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti?? Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D
Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:NoMan 2 sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy.. News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?" Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, wah wah!!!! arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. wah wah wah!!!!! :)
Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......AAP KHUD JA K PEE LAIN........
Ye Harpic wale bhi Ghar me akele aurat dekhkar ghar me ghus aate hai Kabhi Bus Stand ka toilet saaph karke dekha diya karo bhai
Shadi me Ek admi bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??Admi: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai MagarCard per Likha Tha,,,,DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)
Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy.. Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai?? Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-D
The Selfie Cycle:Take SelfieExamine SelfieGet Self ConsciousErase SelfieTake Selfie
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
On Facebook Timeline Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym.. Boy 2: Cool Dude... . On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp Boy 2: Kaha hai bhai.. Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu
Hum Mohabbat main zabardasti ke Qaail nahi Yar..!.Jis ne karni hay karay,Nahi te'Paraan Marey':-p(',')<)(>aaho//
Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!
1 larka Charas pi k aya, Dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga! Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai? Son:Nhi To?Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..

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