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Kuch Daku Train K

Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy.. Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai?? Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-D

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