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Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy.. News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?" Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D

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Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain, Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey, Wah,Wah. . . . . . Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?
Paagal hone ka tariqa :......Sadqey jaoonKitna shoq hai pagal hone kaPehlay kon si kami hai.
Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)? . Fathers day..!! coz.. NOBODY knows whom to wish….
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
ARZ KIYA HAI : Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, . . . . itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ...... kbhi dekha hai udhta hua....HATHI ?????
Indian girl:Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar karyOr tum?Pakistani girl:Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar U.P.S laga ho.
I'm a female:Fe = IronMale = ManTherefore I am an Iron Man!
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
“Real Heart Touching Story”A B0y Sent The Most Expensive BirdThat C0uld Speak 40 Languages As ABirthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.Next Day He Asked About The Gift.B0y: Hows The Bird??.....Girl:Very TastyUffffff ye zalim girls…..
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy.. News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?" Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Aaliya bhatt ek dukaan mein gayi.. Aaliya : 2 bhk ka kya bhaav hai ? Dukaanadaar: ye ready-made clothing store hai.. Aaliya : lekin baahar to likha hai “Flat 70% off”.. Dukaanadaar abhi bhi koma mein hai.
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-)Hahhaha
Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..Dosra Dost: O Yara Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha Kiya Kero.Dost: Tum Kiya Kerty Ho>>Dosra Dost: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai, Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha.. ;-)
Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
Dub Maro Nikamo (-_-)(-_-) /L L\_/)(\ / \ )( Shoaib Malik Ne India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai. Or Tumse Abhi Tak Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms
Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gayadukandar:Pathan G size batao?Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .**rks*

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