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Delhi Boys,youngsters Openly Smoking At House Now, Says Parents Or Guardian

Delhi boys,youngsters openly smoking at house now, says parents or guardian
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ? Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez reply fast..... . . . . . Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
   ;****; o( @..@ )o    “(—)” Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Girl: What U Think About Our Love.? Boy: Try To Count The Stars.. Girl: Wow So Sweet Darling.. Its Infinite.. Boy: No Dear.. Its Just A Waste Of Time.. :-D
party wear or dirty wear, love can be shared anywhere never share ur underwear itching will start everywhere
3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' . Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya, Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha: Hello Room Service? Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you? Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry? Room Service: Yes Sir, I know. Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh, Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi
Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Unbelievable Fact:Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go to a GYM without updating it on Facebook!
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children......injured while fighting for it!
Height of Courage Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife.... Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister .... "le ab le le pappi"
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Admi Molvi Se: Molana Sahab Meri Bivi Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun??Molvi Jaldi Se Boly: 2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)

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