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Aadhar Card Ka Office Band Tha,

Aadhar Card ka office band tha,
Card Banwane wale ke liye lambi line lagi hui thi,
Ek aadmi bar bar line me aage jaane ki koshis kar raha tha,
log bar usse pichhe pakar kar khich dete the,
ussne 5-7 bar koshis ki,
fir har kar bola-
lage raho line me salon,
aaj Office hi nahi kholunga.......funny sms 2018

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MahfiL Saji Thi Sms Ka Tha Daur, Sms Maine Kiya Sab Ne Kiya Shor, Paisa To Mera Gaya, Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha.. 1 aur., 1 aur., 1 au
Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.Teacher: Wo Kese??Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)
Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai... to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?..Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..
Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai Beauty Parlour Tutition waali baaji Phaddon wali aunty :P ;)
Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se.. mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha.. Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar.. Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
Paagal hone ka tariqa :......Sadqey jaoonKitna shoq hai pagal hone kaPehlay kon si kami hai.
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
Monday ko dosti,Tuesday ko pyar,Wednesday ko shaadi,Thursday ko barbadi,Friday ko fighting,Saturday ko talaq,Sunday ko rest,Monday ko phir se talash.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,You should Know what you are,And once You Know what you are,Mental Hospital is not So Far..;-p
girl on phoneGirl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????.boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :p
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha Hai? Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The, Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Boy : I am in love with you totallllllllllllllllllYYYYYYY.Girl : Tu totla! Tela baap totla!
"Watchman" Ko Rakhny se Behtar hai kGali K Dono Sides per "Wi-fi" Lagwa len,,Larky Gali Me Hi Rahen Gy,AurRaat Bhar Hifazat bhi Rahy Gi..;-p ;-)Hahahha
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.Interviewer: What were you before you married her?Millionaire: A Billionaire
A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.All boys left the group!

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