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An Urgent Meeting

There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone is there. Lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text.

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Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Height of Fashion OnNew Generation........A 3 Years Old Baby telling His Mom:"Mom,Pamper zara neechay baandhna,Dashing look aata hai"...;-pHahahaha
If 1=5. 2=25. 3=125. 4=625. 5=? Think Before Scrolling :P . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Ans is 1 ! See The 1st Line. MORAL : Life's Very Simple, Don't Make It Complicated...!! :) :)
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it.
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.."Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes
Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aiseH.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Mera Dil Teri Hi Mohabbat K Liye Hai,, Magar Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat K Liye Hai.. :-D
Himmat Hai To Is Ko Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao...."My A My They My They They My A My They na My .......Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D.Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D
Bivi Ghusse Me: Agar Is Baar Bhi Tumhen Job Na Mili To Me Maikay Chali Jaun Gi.. Shoher Thandi Aah Bhar Ker: Haa Waday Hi Waday.. Sirf Waday Baahar Bhi Waday Aur Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Waday.. :-D :-)
She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
Ultimate Insult:A Boy texts a girl.Boy: Hey.Girl: Hi! What are you doing?Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.Girl: Aww How cute!.......Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!
Dr.: 20 minutes pehele aatey tu mareez ko bachaya ja sakta hai, Relatives: 10 minutes pehley hi tu hadsa howa hai

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