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Ek Ladki Sadak Par Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi, Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya?

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

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