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If Girlfriend’s Not Replying,

If Girlfriend’s not Replying,
Try This.
Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”
She : “Haan Batao..?”
Then Say, “Rehne Do.”
Count Her Messages Now......................

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