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4 Guys In Examination Hall.. 1 From HARVARD University. 2 From TEXAS Uni.. 3 From OXFORD Uni.. And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni.. Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?" OXFORD Guy Answered: Light. HARVARD Answered: Thought. TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye. But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion. Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light, , It Was Over.. :-D
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
chinku & minku sath me kahi ja rahe the 1 ladki pass se nikli chinku: Wah yaar kya maal hai minku: Are yaar maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai?
hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua?? hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...
An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.`Is there anything breakable in this package,M'am?`"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai....................................short funny sms
Ek Bandar Ny Apni Shakal Aainy Me Dekh Li, Aur Phir Us Ny Khudkushi Ker Li.. Ab Tum Mujh Se Wada Kero Mere Dost K Tum Aaina Kabhi Nahi Dekho Gy.. Plz Plz Wada Kero Dekho Me Tumhen Khona Nahi Chahta.. :-D
1: SHAKS DOKAN PER SODA LANY GAYA DOKANDAR KO 10 KA NOTE DIA.DOKANDAR NA KAHA KAY YA NOTE NAKLI HA QAIDE AZAM KAY SAR PER TO TOPI HI NAHEN HA. TO US NA KAHA BAYWAKOF YA YA TASWER GARMION KAY DINO KI HA.
Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dilkis ke pass haiMe ne muskhara ke jawab diya lungs ke pass 😉 😀
Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti haitayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai.aurParlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
1 Medical Student ne Apni Class met ko Khoon se Love-letter Likha....Aur Kaha: "Mujhe Iska Jawab Zarur Dena.".....Ladki: Tumhara Blood Group (B+) Hai.Aur Calcium ki Bhi Kami Hai. :-)
Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her,.......iPhone 6Baaki Khud Hisaab Laga Lo, Kaun Zyada Roya Hoga!
Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free at least!
Great people talk about things.Small people talk about other people.And legends never talk -..........they send MESSAGES!
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
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