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Husband To Wife, "Wow Darling, The House Is So Clean. Was The Whatsapp Server Down Today?"

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

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