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Karkhana aur CarKhana mein Fark Sirf Itna Hai Mere Dost.. Karkhany Mein Car Banti Hen Aur Car k Khane ko Car Khana Kehte Hen.. :-)

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Height of Fashion OnNew Generation........A 3 Years Old Baby telling His Mom:"Mom,Pamper zara neechay baandhna,Dashing look aata hai"...;-pHahahaha
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga.. Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..?? Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
Mere Mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai, Dr. Jazz ne Kaha Hai K Bohat se Sms Ki Bottle Charhani Paregi. So Plz Donate Much More SMS IT'S URGENT. It's in ICU.. :-)
Bacha peda hoty he chikha:mujy kuch nazar nahi aa raha, kia Main andha hoon?Nurse: stupid, light nahi haiBacha: oh , Ay pakistan ty nai?
Dedicated to all married couples:Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;Warna Lag Gayi!
Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)
Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Before love’ only happiness… ‘After love’ no happiness…
Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire!
Aajkal Hit Hindi movies ka sabase mushkil kaam?? Bina Bed Scene diya movies banana
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .??? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
To Understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship....
Pappu Goa gaya aur 15 din kak wapas nahi aya Pappu ki Wife ne use sms kiya- jo chij tum waha rupye se khrid sakte ho me wah yaha daan bhi kar sakti hu Pappu usi raat auroplane se wapas aa gaya
Wife: Me Aapse Baat nai karungi.Husband: OKWife: Kiya Tum Reason nahi sunna chahte?Husband: Nahi Me Tumhare Faisle ki Izzat kerta hun...;-p:)
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.Admi:Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?Bcha:Ji wo to bzar gye hn.Admi:Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.Bcha:Wo to cricket khelne gya h.Admi:Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?Bcha:Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.Admi: (gussy se):To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.Bcha:“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Five things that make Man happy:1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free2. Flat 50% off3. Tatkal ticket confirmation4. Winning cricket match5. Wife not at home
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai.Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D
Job applications now a days are like:We are looking for someone aged22-26 with 30 years of experience

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