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GF-Me Kisi Aur Se Shadi Kr Rhi Hu

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari

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