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Ek Murgi Aur Uske

Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy.. Road Cross Karne K Baad Murgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli.. 7 Kese..?? Socho, . . Aur Socho, . Read Msg Again, Nahi Mila..? . Ary Yaar Bachy Hen, Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen. Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D

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