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Aap K Jesa Dost Khony Nahi Den Gy,,

Aap k Jesa Dost Khony Nahi Den gy,,

Aap ko Hum se Alag Hony Nahi Den gy,,

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Mirchi Daal Den gy Aur Dhony Nahi Den gy..:)

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