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Papa: whom do u like more mama or papakid: bothPapa: no tell me 1.Kid: bothPapa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?Kid: parisPapa: this mean u like ur mother?Kid: no.Paris is beautiful then americaPapa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u goKid: americaPapa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
Himmat Hai To Is Ko Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao...."My A My They My They They My A My They na My .......Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D.Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said “Im 1 yearr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR..:
Single is not a status.It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K“wo” ko Awaz d..“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”ka intqal Hogya..Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…...........“JO”DR DYA“Wo”MR GYAHs mt……
259 X (Ur Age) X 39 = ? Try It & U Will B Surprised To See D Result. Apki Age 3 Bar Apko Likhi Nazar Ayegi Hows MAGIC
Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins, kaju, baadam, minerals paye ja rahe hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye
Ek Pathan Ek Larki ko Pasand kerta tha..Bari Laraiyon aur Moushkilon k baad jab Pathan ki Shadi Us ki Pasand se Ho gai to,Rukhsati k Waqt Larki aur Us ki MaaGalay lag ker Rony lagy..Pathan bhi Unhen dekh ker Rony lag gaya AurBohat Emotional ho ker Bola :."Gil Naz!Hum sab kuch Bardasht ker sakta hai,per Tumhari Aankhon me Aansu nahi.Tum Apny Maa Baap k Sath Khush raho,Hum Tumhen Talaq deta hai,Talaq, Talaq, Talaq....:-(.O Teri Khair,Pathan to Pathan,Us ki Mohabbat bhi Pathan..;-)
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.They saw a Jin.Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a timeBut u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st
Hum Log Hamesha Pakistan Ko Acha Mulk Nahi Samajhty,AurHamesha Is ki Buraai Me Lagy Rehty Hen..Halan K "Pakistan"Duniya Ka Wo Azeemaur Wahid Mulk Hai,Jahan"Me" Rehta hun...;-pTaaliyaaaaan..(,")/<)( Beth Jayen,,><, Beth Jayen,Dusron Ko BhiAzeem Insan Dekhny Ka Moqa Den...;-)
Very Important Msg Before Sleeping.."Plz Don't Forget To Close .Your Mouth.." :-D
Silly Thought.. :-)"Me Soch Raha Tha K Agar Daagh Achy Hoty Hen To SURF EXCEL Banaya Hi Q Tha.. :-)
Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya.. Interviewer: Aap Ka Naam? Admi: MP Yani Mehmood Pervez. Interviewer: Walid Ka Naam? Admi: MP Yani Mohammad Pervez. Interviewer: Kis Shehar Se Ho? Admi: MP Yani Mehrab Pur. Interviewer: Yahan Kis Liye Aye Ho? Admi: MP Yani Military Police. Interviewer: Agar Me Tumhen Job Na Dun To.?? Admi: MP Interviewer: Ab Is MP Ka Kiya Matlab Hai?? Admi: MP Yani Matti Paleed Ho Jaye Gi.. :-D
Teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@"Boy - meri mummy ke...!Teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..?Boy- jalebi bai "@@@@"
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb & Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest.. Husband:A Gentle Push..
Girl: What U Think About Our Love.? Boy: Try To Count The Stars.. Girl: Wow So Sweet Darling.. Its Infinite.. Boy: No Dear.. Its Just A Waste Of Time.. :-D
Un ladakon ko Samarpit ,,jo size zero girls ke lie paagal rahate hain? LOVE karana hai to DiL se karo,Haddiyon par to kutte bhi marate hain...
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