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Hum Log Hamesha Pakistan Ko Acha Mulk Nahi Samajhty,

Hum Log Hamesha Pakistan Ko Acha Mulk Nahi Samajhty,
Aur
Hamesha Is ki Buraai Me Lagy Rehty Hen..

Halan K "Pakistan"
Duniya Ka Wo Azeem
aur Wahid Mulk Hai,

Jahan

"Me" Rehta hun...;-p

Taaliyaaaaan..

(,")/
<)( Beth Jayen,
,><, Beth Jayen,
Dusron Ko Bhi
Azeem Insan Dekhny Ka Moqa Den...;-)

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