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Japan Main 2 Dost Thy..1 Ka Nam Tha”Jo”

Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”
Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”
Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K
“wo” ko Awaz d
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“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”
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Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…
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“JO”DR DYA
“Wo”MR GYA
Hs mt……

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