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Tappu Khet Mein Pet Khaali Kar Raha Tha,

Tappu khet mein pet khaali kar raha tha,
usane do baar hava chhoni Gasing Ki.....
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ek suar aur usaka beta ye sab dekh rahe the .
Beta -"maan, mujhe bhookh lagi hai..."
Suar - ruk ja beta, 1 siti aur lagane de...

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