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Dilchasp Duaen”

Dilchasp Duaen”

Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,
Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…

Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,
Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…

Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,
Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…

Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,
Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…

Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,
Aj Wo Nurse Hai…

Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?
Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…!! :/ 😛

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