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Kisi Buzarg Se Kisi Ne Popcha.

kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha.
AP HUMASHA NEECHA KiUN BATHTAY HAIN
Buzarg ne jawab deya,
neechay bathnay wala kabhi girta nahi.

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