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Jaat Painting Kharidane Gaya…

Jaat Painting kharidane gaya…
Dukaandaar: yah 20,000 rupaye ki hai.
Oil paint se bani hui hai.
jaat: paison ki chinta mat kar...
desi ghee mein kuchh dikha...yaar!....funny chutkule in hindi

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