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Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..

Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..

Interviewer: Aap Ka Naam?
Admi: MP Yani Mehmood Pervez.

Interviewer: Walid Ka Naam?
Admi: MP Yani Mohammad Pervez.

Interviewer: Kis Shehar Se Ho?
Admi: MP Yani Mehrab Pur.

Interviewer: Yahan Kis Liye Aye Ho?
Admi: MP Yani Military Police.

Interviewer: Agar Me Tumhen Job Na Dun To.??

Admi: MP
Interviewer: Ab Is MP Ka Kiya Matlab Hai??

Admi: MP Yani Matti Paleed Ho Jaye Gi.. :-D

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