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Teri adao pe mein vari vari,Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaffThe number you are trying is currently switch off..।
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jaayenge? . . . . . . . . . . . . Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.
Supreme Court ordered to ban Haldiram's Nut cracker and Kurkure Nut Cracker in Delhi NCR during 31 december and Happy New Year Eve 2018
Sardar bought a new mobile. He send message to everyone from his Cell “My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti HaiGhar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai... Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,... 5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,........Lekin Ek Baat Hai.................Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D
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Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother.
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married.Think different, do different!
Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.next week daily shopping karenge...boy:uske next week mazar per jayengeGirl: wo kyu…..??Boy: bheek mangne… =))
When a woman loves you, you're a husband; When a few women love you, you're a man; When many women love you, you're a lover; When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol; When thousands of women love you, you're a leader; When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
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Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile. Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani .

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