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Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An Aam Aadmi Party Member.

Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.
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Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!

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Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.................funny sms
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs! A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs! . . Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!
Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal SakteFaraz.Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Mother to teenaged daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl" "Oh mother! make up ur mind"
Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati.. . Up Up Up Up Up Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!
S.H.A.D.I. S: Shanti bhang H: Himmat khatam A: Azadi samaapt D: Dimaag kharab I: Imtihaan shuru Jiski huyi hai JHELO Aur jiski nahi huyi hai Soch lo.
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye............. Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......  ('.')
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Bacha peda hoty he chikha:mujy kuch nazar nahi aa raha, kia Main andha hoon?Nurse: stupid, light nahi haiBacha: oh , Ay pakistan ty nai?
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Pathan: Yara Ye "Nothing" Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai.?? Sardar: "Kuch Bhi Nahi" Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Tum Hum Ko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai? Jab Word Bana Hai To Uska Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. :-D
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Mai Sabit Kr Sakta Hu Apko English Smjh Nhi Ati Up Up Bs Sabit Ho gaya ki Apko Up Ka Matlab Nhi Malum Vrna Ap Neeche Nhi Ate
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