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Pathan Ki Maa: Lalay Tujhay Yahan Se Dusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se. Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale Bhi Pagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,Agar hamesha muskurana ho toBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya CID ne Sony se nata jod liya... Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.Wahh..*wahh..*Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!! ;)ab b0lo wah wah..
kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon deteho sher ki kyon nahi dete?, jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......,,jara si chook huee to phir Eid to sherhee manaega...
proposing is entrance exam meeting is testing exam dating is physical exam marriage is the final exam
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.
Who said landline phones are out of fashion?Buy a samsung mobile,sara din charging mein laga rehta hai :P
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha.. Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha: "Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?" Pathan: O Nai Yara, Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D
Dentist: Apka daant nikaalnaprega #Sheikh: paise lagenge? Dentist: 200. Shekh: ye lo 50,thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikaal mailon ga..
@ @ @ @ @ @ 6 flowers 4 u 1 4 health 2 4 wealth 3 4 happiness 4 4 frndship or baki 2 kaan pe laga lo mast lagoge.. @('.')@ arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
Police Constable To Son: Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.? . . Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!
Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students “Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”
A teacher told all students in a class room “Write an essay on a Cricket match” All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Aya Tha Imtehan me Mazmoon Kanjusi Per,,Wazahat Jo Teri Ki to Me TOP Ker Gaya..:-p
Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world......E-mail to email&Female to female...:-):-D

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