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Usey Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai
audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah...

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai.........

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