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CID ne Sony se nata jod liya CID ne Sony se nata jod liya... Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!
Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Aaty Hen Toofan..Yaden Baki Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jaty Hen Insan..Yaad Rakho Gy To Bohat Qareeb Pao Gy..Aur Bhool Gaye To .........Chamaat Bhi Khao Gy.. :-)(,")/ Tu Bhool
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Siripala was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??Dost Roty Huwe Bola:"Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai"...:-0:(Hahaha
Gas ki Load shedding per Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,Behan ji,Gas Nahi Thi toItni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari...:-p:)Sender:Tufail
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?Two: Yup!One: You must be sad na?two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!One: Very Funny
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Bean: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,Aye Dost..! Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha..........."Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
Breaking News.. 31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan) ,,,,,Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D
Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Teacher: 1 bike pe kitane adami baith sakate hain? Pappu: 13 men. teechar: vo kaise?Pappu: 1 chaalak aur 2 chhakke!.........clean papu jokes
All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. …. A Hero comes and saves them…. Electrons ask,”Who are you?” Hero replies, “Bond…. “Covalent Bond”
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik aur maine de di fevi stickbusno chip chipno chik chik
Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells timeFriend 2: How does it work, bro?Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screamsIt is 2 AM, Idiot
Girlfriend uploads unedited selfie on WhatsApp; Boyfriends fail to recognize her. Girlfriend sad Boyfriend socked
Burger Girl: Aaj Mene If-light Jalayi..Aunty Ji: Ye If-light kya hai?Girl: U Illetrate People, If-light Yani Agar Batti...;-p
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:1. Wife angry for a reason.2. Wife angry without reason.3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

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