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Wife: Aap Kahan Hen.?? Husband: Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun. Wife: Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen. Jaldi Karen Naa. Husband: OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D

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At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI. MAGAR JAHAN DEKHI NAARI WAHIN AANKH MARI PAT GAYI TO HAMARI VERNA FIR BHARAMCHARI
ARZ KIYA HAI : Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, . . . . itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ...... kbhi dekha hai udhta hua....HATHI ?????
Boys have fun by teasing girls,
When u feel lonely and alone& cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
Examiner:why are you under tension?Did you forget admit card, ID, or calculator?Studnt:No Sir!By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today :-)
Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai "Saturday aur Sunday"Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.
Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai
Aaj kal logo phone ka contact list dekhakar hi dil ghabara jata hai. "Mummy New" "Papa 2" "Wife Old" "Sasu Jio"
The devils challenged the angels for a game of cricket.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.So Don't Get Married,Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia,Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia,Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna,Mery Pyar K Is Bulb Ko Kbhi Fusse Na Krna…!!!
Mom: Why is everything on the floor?Son: Gravity, Mom. Gravity...
Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?.???. Nahi Pata Na....Kabhi Khud Baithna,Pata Chal Jayega..........................140 character funny sms
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

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