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Aaliya Bhatt Ek Dukaan Mein Gayi..

Aaliya bhatt ek dukaan mein gayi..
Aaliya : 2 bhk ka kya bhaav hai ?
Dukaanadaar: ye ready-made clothing store hai..
Aaliya : lekin baahar to likha hai “Flat 70% off”..
Dukaanadaar abhi bhi koma mein hai.

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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2
Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshanTujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-RehmanTujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insanPer Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan
Aurat: Doctor Sahab Me Her Waqt Soti Rehti Hun, Bohat Neend Aati Hai.Doctor: Aap Konsa Mobile Use Kerti Hen??Aurat: Nokia 3310 Doctor: Ek Smart Phone Likh Deta Hun, WhattsApp, Facebook Install Ker Lo, Neend Aur Sukoon Sab Ghaarat Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D
True Graduation Speech:......“First, I’d like to thank Google.Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!Thirdly, I’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)
Boy.... tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .Girls..kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai Boy....bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
What is education? It is process of, wasting one fourth of your life, learning how to waste, the remaining three fourth…
Aurat Doctor Se: Mere Shoher Ko Sotay Me Bolny Ki Beemari Hai, IS Ka Kiya Ilaaj Kerun??..Doctor: Jab Wo Jaag Rahy Hon To Inhen Bolny Ka Moka Den.. ;-) :-D
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit HereBoth Looked At Each OtherAnd The Seat Remained Empty
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!
Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”.“Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya.Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia thaTu wo bola”os ny nai cycle khareedi thi”...
Boss hangs a poster in office‘I am the boss, dont forget’He returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk,‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’
Notebandi hue poore 9 mahine ho gae hain,Badhai ho ladka hua hai jiska naam G S T hai
Newspaper Mein News aya “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys ”The Sardars Protested. Next Day News aya ki “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny sms
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,,Who Is Most Benefited ??BoyNo?GirlNo?It's The...Mobile Company.. :-)
Funny SMS:Two devils came into my dreams.They said, "We want to disturb some good person".I suggest them your name.They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
Very Important Msg Before Sleeping.. "Plz Don't Forget To Close . Your Mouth.." :-D
Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..(,")<)(>Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)

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