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Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.

Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.

Wife: Namak Poora Hai,
Aaj Sabzi Kam Thi.. ;-)

Moral:
Wife Is Always Right.. ;-p

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