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How do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ........................... tell you later !!!
Smile is a lnguage of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush your teeth daily.
Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm" Thank You For Always Being There, When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ? But Why U Both Duffers Don't Work In Exams..? :-D
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
boy:I luv u girl:Me too boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.
When PeOple DrinK AlCoholl,,Every Says They are Alcoholic..:-(BuTTWhen I Drink FanTa,,,,,No One Says I m FanTaStic…Jalty Hain SuB
Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara..
F u fall in river there is a boat.. If u fall in well there is rope.. But if u fall in love there is no hope
iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik haiKon Si???Nahi Pata??Answer..“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:-p
A Little baby Saw A Cat.He Went Near It & TouchedIt… Again He Touched It…Again He Touched It.....Oh! What A Touching Story…
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladkaFaltu ki calls ya miss call kare tounka mob no.. Olx me daal karpost kar do i phone 5Only 10000 rs.. MeKasam se jitneCalls aapko nai kiya hogaUsse zyaada use Aayenge…
Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya..Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D
Ab tu hi bata kis tarhan niklen hum mohabbat k is jaal se,.....Kaaly kaaly faalsy khatay mithy faalsay.(.")/unclemasala/()todaal dain/>
What's the difference between:1. Boyfriend2. Lover3. Husband4. Ex BoyfriendVery Simple, Yaar1. Prepaid2. Postpaid3. Lifetime4. Coin box!
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