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Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun.Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga.Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha. AP HUMASHA NEECHA KiUN BATHTAY HAINBuzarg ne jawab deya,neechay bathnay wala kabhi girta nahi.
The best feature of iPhone 6 isthat if you hold it upside downit becomes iPhone 9.
Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha: Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha: NAHI...!Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai??TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
Ishq me hum tumhe kya btayen gy,Kis qadar chot khaye huye hai,Kl mara tha baap ne usky,Aj bhai b aye huye hn.
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his handAfter a minute he started crying loudly...Why???...Paining???No..!! Then???..Spelling mistake..!! :O
Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna...Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Sorry for disturbing you at this time...if you are free now...if you in good mood now....if you have no work...then please delete this message.
Famous MINDS Galileo : GREAT MIND Einstein : GENIUS MIND Newton : EXTRAORDINARY MIND Bill Gates : BRILLIANT MIND George W. Bush : NEVER MIND
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah . . . Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola kkkkk.... kiran..
Teacher: Sardar, “Where is Mount Everest?” Sardar: “I don’t know Sir” Teacher: Well.Stand up on your bench. Sardar: It is not yet visible Sir.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Boyfriend requested to God- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath H,Agr pass karde to kya bat H. God-Galfrnds thodi kam, patata to kya bat thi,Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.....chutkule in hindi
All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. …. A Hero comes and saves them…. Electrons ask,”Who are you?” Hero replies, “Bond…. “Covalent Bond”
When a woman loves you, you're a husband; When a few women love you, you're a man; When many women love you, you're a lover; When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol; When thousands of women love you, you're a leader; When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
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