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Mard Zadaya Sharif Hain Ya Khawateen.

Mard zadaya sharif hain ya khawateen.
khawateen wo kaisa.
kyoun k mard zadaya sharif hain.
nawaz sharif shahbaz sharif hamza sharif umer sharif mian sharif'
jabka khawateen me only aik sharif ha
Babra sharif.

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