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A Beautiful Girl Who Was Staying In A Hotel, Puts Her Finger On Hotel Manager’s Lips…

A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…
Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.
Girl: Do you like it?
Manager: Oh yeah.
Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.
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