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Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rkh
K Shanti se Baitha Hua Tha..
Dost Aa K Sath Baith Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Hue Glass Utha K
1 He Ghunt Mai Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Sun Jigr Q Udas Hai?
Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hai
Subha Bv Se Jhagda Ho Gaya,
Raste Mai Gadi Kharab Ho Gai office
Late Pahucha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kr Chali Gae,
Khudkushi K Liye Zeher rakha tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din Hi kharab Hai...

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