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Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K Log Kahen..: . . Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-D Dusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)

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Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa SeIlaaj…?.Ae Galib!.Ishq Ka Rog Tha.....MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.<(',')((> ouch<<Mummy Mat Maro…:p
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Doctor Sardar Se: Tum Ny Is Admi Ko Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??Sardar: Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D
Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
The difference betweenscientific theory and realityis like the difference betweenreading the menu and eating dinner.
Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K“wo” ko Awaz d..“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”ka intqal Hogya..Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…...........“JO”DR DYA“Wo”MR GYAHs mt……
A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.Santa thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni.
Sach to yah hai ki chaand par kadam rakhane vaale insaan Baahubali the, bas naam ko English mein Translate karake Arm-Strong rakh liya tha.
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story!
School: A place where papa pays & son plays.Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all urLife so that you can die rich.Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &girl gets her master’s degree.
Hazaron Khuwahishen AisiK Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)Happy Germi
Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”
How to start your day with a positive outlook:1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it 'Boss'.3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.4. Empty!
Principle said to Students: You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
If U R Sitting Among A Group Of Ppl & der Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Thts Not D Proof dat U R Confident . . U Just Dont Hv A Mobile

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