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Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai, Magar,, In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai..
The best part about summer is you can cancel all plans just by saying,"Bahut Garmi Hai, Yaar!"
Things men do that upset women:1. Lie2. Not talk3. Be honest4. Talk too much5. Not show emotions6. Be too emotional7. Breathe!
Gilrs Main tumhare liye rakhi layi tumne kyu nahi bandhwai.boy:Agar kal main mangalsutr launga to kya tum bandhwa legi'Baaaaaat karti hai////
College me school ki yaad aayi Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to 2mhari yaad aayi.
After drinking:- Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing. but.. women can do all these without drinking...!
Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,,Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun.. :-D
Bezzati Beech Bazar....Boy: Yaar ye Petrol phir se Mehnga ho gya.........Girl: Chahe Jitna bhi Mehngaho jaye, Tudalwayega 20 ka hi.. ;-)
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boy- i like u..Girl- hahahaha Boy- i am serious Girl- i like u too but as a friend Boy- bt i really like u.. i love u Girl- i love u too but as a friend..
Ek Admi Apne Bv K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha Agr Wo Anda Boil Kr Deti To Kehta K Fry Krna Tha Agr Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil Krna Tha Ek Din Bv Ne Dono Bana diya Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha Phir Kehne Laga .. "Tmhe Akl Kb ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Us Ko Boil Kr Dia Aur Jis KoBoil Krna Tha UsKo Fry..
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena. "How much is Six plus 4.?" . . Class: Ek Sath.. :-D Haahaha
Newton’s wife to newton: Hw im i loooking?
Teacher: ten chemical ke name bataoPappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreennosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀
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