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Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola- Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi
Best error message of the century…..!!!!
Best error message of the century…..!!!!An error shown by a computer:“No keyboard found.press Any key to continue”!!! ;-)
Semi colon uses
After all those years in school, I finally know what the semi-colon is for. It’s to make the winky faces ; )
Great people talk about things.
Great people talk about things.Small people talk about other people.And legends never talk -..........they send MESSAGES!
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose.. Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh. Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh....
A job in Railway
A job in Railway Salary 15000/-, job profile: When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up… wish u all the best
You are the one who is Charming,
You are the one who is Charming,You are the one who is Intelligent,Your are the one who is Cute.And I am the one who is..........spreading these rumors!
A woman is always right.
A woman is always right.She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!
Chaman Se Ek Bichra
Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun.. . Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun.. . Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum.. . Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D
Worlds smallest resignation letter
Worlds smallest resignation letter
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?..........Agar......‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!To Newton hi mar jata!!!
Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se
Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye...Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D
Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye".Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,Seedhi Tarha keh na K,Me Hi Target Hun...:-p
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
What is A B C D E F G
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
Examiner:why are you under tension?
Examiner:why are you under tension?Did you forget admit card, ID, or calculator?Studnt:No Sir!By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today :-)
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi
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