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Raat ko Kitab Meri Mujhe dekhti rahi,.Neend Mujhe Apni orr khenchti rahi,.Neend ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh gaya,.Aur Aaj Raat phir ye Genius Bina Padhe So gaya..;-p
Angel-wat do u want?Boy-a beautiful girl.Angel-if u r muslim i'll give u katrina.if u r hindu i'll give u kareena.........if u r christian i'll give u genelia,whats ur name?Boy-sheikh vinod fernandesAngel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D
Someone asked Shakespeare"U married a woman elder than u, Why?"He showed him a calendar and said "In this, a week has 7 days....Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?"So, love comes from heart not in age.Luv has no age.Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pataya ja sakta hy...
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-D Hhahaha
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
kisi buzarg se kisi ne popcha. AP HUMASHA NEECHA KiUN BATHTAY HAINBuzarg ne jawab deya,neechay bathnay wala kabhi girta nahi.
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam- 1)Studies 2)Games 3)Entertainment 4)Love 5).. 6).. 7).. ?? Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta
Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.” When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family, Then What Is Wife?? . . Wife Is The Neck Of The Family Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?Does a book work as a sleeping pill?You attend classes only for attendance?You look at the calendar for holidays?You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?If the above is happening to you,Congratulations - You are a perfect student!
Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya.. Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy?? Amriki Muskura Ker Bola: Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen. , Ghari Hath Per Aise Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon, Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata.. . Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai Us Machine Ka Naam Hai "Jugaad" . Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen' Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D
In the exam hall.Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Hansi mazak k wo pal yad rakhna Is DOST ki dosti yaad rakhna Mehfil me kal main rahon na rahon Ek Tha Tiger ap k group me bas itna yad rakhna ;)
lllllllllllll(l',')llll/ll\lllll]ll[lllBas .27din sabr kr lo,Ramzan khatm hote hi zamanat karwdungi tmhari....
Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . Jab mobile customer care wale kehte hai, "Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:"Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?"Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa,Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D
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